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the girl who wanted to be god

you're so cute and i'm so bitchy
when i'm gone you're gonna miss me



abokononist:

paxamericana:

GOP Congressional Spokesman: ‘Let’s Hurl Some Acid At Those Female Democratic Senators’
How do you deal with female political opponents? If you’re the spokesman for Rep. Nan Hayworth’s (R-NY) re-election campaign, you might “hurl some acid” at them.
Jay Townsend, a longtime GOP communications director, proposed just that on a Facebook forum with constituents this week. The comment, which is still uphere (as of the time of posting), is in reply to another commenter named Tom.

Wow.

I think my favorite part of the whole ‘Lily Ledbetter Hypocrites!!!’ scandal is the fact that they fail to mention that there are a whole host of different jobs within a Senator’s office that are all at varying levels of seniority and thus have varying pay grades.

abokononist:

paxamericana:

GOP Congressional Spokesman: ‘Let’s Hurl Some Acid At Those Female Democratic Senators’

How do you deal with female political opponents? If you’re the spokesman for Rep. Nan Hayworth’s (R-NY) re-election campaign, you might “hurl some acid” at them.

Jay Townsend, a longtime GOP communications director, proposed just that on a Facebook forum with constituents this week. The comment, which is still uphere (as of the time of posting), is in reply to another commenter named Tom.

Wow.

I think my favorite part of the whole ‘Lily Ledbetter Hypocrites!!!’ scandal is the fact that they fail to mention that there are a whole host of different jobs within a Senator’s office that are all at varying levels of seniority and thus have varying pay grades.

(via stfuconservatives)


1 day ago · 201 notes · originally from paxamericana


vega-ofthe-lyre

Femme Fatale by Jeannine Hall Gailey.

vega-ofthe-lyre

Femme Fatale by Jeannine Hall Gailey.

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Montgomery County asked to close schools for Muslim holidays 

leptiir:

PLEASE, PLEASE read this and vote so that Muslims in Montgomery County can have Eid ul-Fitr Eid and ul-Adha off from school! Right now the vote stands at  20% Yes and 80% No. That’s a problem.

I think it is only fair that Muslims students have these days off in the same way that Christian and Jewish students have their religious holidays off.

I always see posts where someone is displeased with a vote count and everyone on tumblr pulls together to tip the scale! It would be greatly appreciated if we could do the same here! 

Let us also make dua for Irma Hafeez, the director of the Montgomery County Muslim Council. She is the one heading this effort. May Allah grant her ease in her efforts and the determination to continue.

JazakumAllah khayran.

come on Muslims (& non-Muslims?) it’s not that hard, you just press “yes” & it’s done, I’m sure if it was you in this place you would be happy if people helped you out, yes?

signal boost, y’all

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1 day ago · 138 notes · originally from ilyasafrika

how does one start a professional email. why did anyone think it was a good idea to put me in charge of this email. or any email.

moral of this story: i’m going to die when i get a real job.



vintagesonia:

 Paul Newman on the set of The Young Philadelphians, November 1958.

vintagesonia:

Paul Newman on the set of The Young Philadelphians, November 1958.

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1 day ago · 255 notes · originally from vintagesonia
#mmmm papi #Paul Newman

americana/whore complex
americana/whore complex by wonderfulnight
y’all lately i can’t stop obsessing over the mood of cindy crawford’s aura circa her pepsi commercial - form-fitting and revealing in that low-concept, high fashion kind of way. 



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6 days ago · 1,255 notes · originally from bathcrone
#Matthew Goode #man meat i can get behind

christianbaled:

I will never understand how Bridesmaids earned a Oscar nomination.

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simpledisneythings:

That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes. 

(via widowmaker)



Inspired by tsg’s anon, I want to know what everyone’s last meal would be. 

kitty-to-karen:

tehblackbirdflies:

Because I am morbid like that.

A single full calorie Coke.

crab rangoon, dr. pepper, almond croissant


1 week ago · 35 notes · originally from tehblackbirdflies
#nonsense posts

rachaelnotrachel:

Liv Tyler photographed by Mariano Vivanco.

rachaelnotrachel:

Liv Tyler photographed by Mariano Vivanco.

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bubbleti:

will i ever find someone dumb enough to like me but not dumb enough for me to dislike them? more at 11

(Source: nehrusjacket, via palekings)



lionskeleton:

by black dicefish

lionskeleton:

by black dicefish

(Source: ryandonato, via jimmypage)



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densityschild:

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

#why are you getting so upset and casually shooting down my weak ass argument #relax

(via fujiidom)


1 week ago · 18,529 notes · originally from densityschild
#my mother #it's the worst